Ingredients:
- 1 lb (454g) Rotini pasta
- 1 cup (150g) English cucumber, diced small
- 1 cup (150g) Red bell pepper, finely chopped
- 1/2 cup (75g) Red onion, minced
- 1/2 cup (75g) Celery, sliced thin
- 1 cup (120g) Sharp cheddar cheese, cubed into 1/4-inch pieces
- 1 cup (230g) Mayonnaise
- 1/2 cup (120g) Full-fat sour cream
- 2 tbsp (30ml) Apple cider vinegar
- 1 tbsp (15g) Dijon mustard
- 1 tsp (5g) Garlic powder
- 1/2 tsp (2.5g) Smoked paprika
- 1/4 cup (10g) Fresh parsley, chopped
- 1/2 tsp Salt
- 1/4 tsp Black pepper
Instructions:
- Fill a large pot with water and a generous palmful of salt. Cook 1 lb Rotini pasta for 8-10 minutes until al dente with a slight bite. Note: Overcooked pasta will turn to mush once the dressing is added.
- Immediately pour the pasta into a colander and rinse with cold water until the noodles feel cool to the touch. Note: This stops the cooking process and removes excess surface starch.
- In a small bowl, combine 1 cup mayonnaise, 1/2 cup sour cream, 2 tbsp apple cider vinegar, 1 tbsp Dijon mustard, 1 tsp garlic powder, and 1/2 tsp smoked paprika. Whisk until the mixture is velvety and pale orange.
- While the pasta drains, dice 1 cup English cucumber, 1 cup red bell pepper, and 1/2 cup red onion. Slice 1/2 cup celery thin until you have uniform, bite-sized pieces.
- Cut 1 cup sharp cheddar into 1/4 inch pieces. Small cubes ensure you get cheese in every forkful.
- Place the cooled pasta into your large mixing bowl. Add the diced vegetables and cheese cubes.
- Pour the creamy mixture over the pasta. Use a large spatula to fold everything together until every spiral is thoroughly coated.
- Fold in 1/4 cup fresh parsley, 1/2 tsp salt, and 1/4 tsp black pepper. Taste a noodle; it should be punchy and bright.
- Cover the bowl tightly and refrigerate for at least 1 hour until the flavors have fully melded.
- Before serving, give the salad one last stir. If it looks a bit dry, add a tiny splash of milk or a spoonful of extra sour cream to loosen it up.